Cell Black Django

[Intro (Spoken): GloZell Green] Alright, ladies, this is your new home and I am Mama Leakes You will do as I say, this is real life not Orange is the New Black (Hahahahahaha) [Refrain: Kendra, Simone, Laila, Jade, Todrick, & Jessica] *Click*, kicks Chris, uh-uh Sharkeisha, no, this bitch [Intro (Spoken): GloZell Green] And now, the 6 ratchet murderesses of Crenshaw County Jail In their rendition of the Cell Black Django [Intro: Kendra, Simone, Laila, Jade, Todrick, & Jessica] *Click*, kicks, Chris, uh-uh Sharkeisha, no, this bitch *Click*, kicks, Chris, uh-uh, Sharkeisha, no, this bitch *Click*, kicks, Chris, uh-uh, Sharkeisha, no, this bitch [Chorus 1: Kendra, Simone, Laila, Jade, Todrick, & Jessica] He had it coming, he had it coming He only had himself to blame If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same [Refrain: Kendra, Simone, Laila, Jade, Todrick, & Jessica] *Click*, kicks, Chris, uh-uh, Sharkeisha, no, this bitch (this bitch) *Click*, kicks, Chris, uh-uh, Sharkeisha, no, this bitch [Verse 1 (Spoken): Kendra Hill] You know how people have these little habits that get you down? Like Bernie. Bernie liked to click tongues—no, not click, *click* pop! So I’m opening up the VMA's and I’m in rehearsals looking for a little bit of sympathy And there’s Bernie sitting in the quick-change, getting her life and clicking—no, not clicking, *click* popping! So I said to her—I said, “You miss this change one more time!” And she did So I took the shotgun off the wall and I fired two warning shots... *Bang bang into the room* *Bang bang* Into her head [Chorus 2: Kendra, Simone, Laila, Jade, Todrick, & Jessica] She had it coming, she had it coming Spit Myx Moscato in her face I had to get her, she broke my zipper This one's for Roman and Lil Wayne [Refrain: Kendra, Simone, Laila, Jade, Todrick, & Jessica] *Click*, kicks, Chris, uh-uh, Sharkeisha, no, this bitch *Click*, kicks, Chris, uh-uh, Sharkeisha, no, this bitch [Verse 2 (Spoken): Laila Odom] I met Breezy from somewhere in Virginia; I don't know And we hit it off right away *Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah* I know, I know. I forgave his fine ass and we started writing together He’d go to the studio, he'd come home, I’d fix him a drink, we'd have dinner And then our song came out. Single he told me—single, my ass! Not only was it not a single, it was not finished; it was half a song So that night when he came home, I baked him a treat as usual You know some guys just can't hold their birthday cake [Chorus 3: Kendra, Simone, Laila, Jade, Todrick, & Jessica] He had it coming, he had it coming He gained them pounds, look at him now *Look at me now* Ri-Ri don't need you, so bye, Felicia *Leggo* I told that rude boy to take a bow [Verse 3 (Spoken): Simone Shepard] Now I'm standing in the elevator, just had some chicken for dinner Minding my sister’s business, and in walks Jay looking like Baloo from the Jungle Book "You've been screwin' *Beep*," I said; I went crazy! And I kept on screaming, "You've been screwin' *Beep*." And then he ran into my foot; he ran into my foot ten times [Refrain: Kendra, Simone, Laila, Jade, Todrick, & Jessica] If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same [Verse 4 (Spoken): Jade Novah (Kendra Hill)] I’ve been accused of being a naughty girl, drunk-in-love driving, snatching wigs, causing a blackout at the Super Bowl Why am I here? *Question* But I'm a survivor They said I don't write my own lyrics, I broke up Destiny’s Child, I faked my pregnancy They even accused me of lip-syncing the national anthem (Yeah, but did you do it?) *Nuh-uh-uh* Hahaha. Not guilty [Verse 5 (Spoken): Todrick Hall] My sister, Chrysanthemum, and I had started a hair salon in my apartment. "Nap Time" we called it My bae, Django, used to bust them taper fades with us, right? Now, for the last couple months we was averaging like 20-some tricks in a row: Press, curls, weaves, braids, up-dos, side-dos, lace fronts, lace backs—doin' more black heads than a Proactiv commercial! So this one night after work, we went down to the Motel 6, the three of us getting turnt or whatever, and we ran out of sizzurp, so I went out to get some I come back, finna get crunk, eyebrows on flick, and there Chrysanthemum and Django—she only 17—doing the spread-eagle I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out; I don’t remember nothin' It wasn't until later when I was catchin' up on Worldstar, I even knew I had molly-whopped her head [Chorus 4: Kendra, Simone, Laila, Jade, Todrick, & Jessica] She had it coming, she had it coming Cause she been creeping with my man And if I see her, oh, I’m gon beat her I'll blop that hoe and her bloke again [Chorus 5: Kendra, Simone, Laila, Jade, Todrick, & Jessica] She had it coming, she had it coming She only had herself to blame Talk track and then you Get dragged like Kenya Because Sharkeisha don't play no games [Verse 6 (Spoken): Jessica Aguirre] I loathe Miss Grande more than I can possibly say She stole my whistle-tones, my riffs, and even my dimples It's like she went out trying to find herself and on the way she found Music Box, Butterfly, and Emotions And I was like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?" I guess you can say we had artistic differences But there are none She ripped off my voice, so I ripped that little ponytail right off her head *I got one less problem without ya* [Bridge: Kendra, Simone, Laila, Jade, Todrick, & Jessica] The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum [Chorus 6: Kendra, Simone, Laila, Jade, Todrick, & Jessica] They had it coming, they had it coming They had it coming all along Cause if they used us, and they abused us How could you tell us that we were wrong? [Chorus 7: Kendra, Simone, Laila, Jade, Todrick, & Jessica] They had it coming, they had it coming They only had themselves to blame If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it I betcha you would have done the same [Outro: Kendra, Simone, Laila, Jade, Todrick, & Jessica] You miss that change one more time Single, my ass He ran into my foot ten times Why am I here? Molly-whopped her One less problem without ya *Click*, kicks Chris, uh-uh Sharkeisha, no, this bitch