Statistician's Blues

They say 3 percent of people Use five to six percent of their brain 97 percent use 3 percent, and the rest goes down the drain I'll never know which one I am, but I'll bet you my last dime 99 percent think with 3 percent 100 percent of the time They say 65 percent of all statistics Are made up right there on the spot 82.4 percent of people believe 'em Whether they're accurate statistics or not I don't know what you believe but I do know there's no doubt I need another double shot of something 90 proof I got too much to think about [Chorus] Too much to think about Too much to figure out Stuck between hope and doubt It's too much to think about They say 74 percent of everything you're learnin in college Is a bunch a bullshit you'll never need 83.4 percent of everything you got You bought to satisfy your greed Because 91 percent of the world's population Links possessions to success Even though 88 percent of the wealthiest 1 percent Of the population drinks to an alarming excess More money, more stress [Chorus] It's too much to think about Too much to figure out Stuck between hope and doubt It's too much to think about Pick it now They say 74 percent of all statisticians truly hate their fuckin jobs The average bank robber lives within say About 20 miles of the bank that he robs There's this little bank not far from here That I've been watching now a while Seems like lately alls I can think about's How bad I wanna go out in style [Chorus] It's too much to think about Too much to figure out Stuck between hope and doubt It's too much to think about, hey hey It's too much to think about, amen It's too much to think about