High Maintenance Woman

[Verse 1] I see her laying by the poolside every day She ain't got a lot on She ain't got a lot to say [Verse 2] She wouldn't look my way But buddy, what do you expect I'm just the fix-it-up boy at the apartment complex [Pre-Chorus] And she'll go out dancing' 'bout 7:15 Climb into the back of a long limousine I know where she's going She's going downtown I'm going downtown, too, and take a look around [Chorus] See my baby doll She's my beauty queen She's my movie star Best I ever seen I ain't hooked it up yet But I'm trying hard as I can It's just a high maintenance woman Don't want no maintenance man [Verse 3] I'm just sitting 'round waiting on a telephone call After water pipe exploded in the living room wall If your washer and dryer in need of repair You know the handyman's waiting And he'll be right there [Pre-Chorus] Twenty-four hours Seven days a week If it's getting clogged up or maybe starting to leak Just ring up my number, baby, give me a try You know I got all the tools And I can satisfy [Chorus 2] See my baby doll She's my beauty queen She's my movie star Best I ever seen I ain't asked her out yet Cause I don't know if I can You see a high maintenance woman Don't want no maintenance man, man [Chorus] See my baby doll She's my beauty queen She's my movie star Best I ever seen I ain't hooked it up yet But I'm trying hard as I can It's just a high maintenance woman Don't want no maintenance man Ain't no high maintenance woman Gonna fall for a maintenance man, no