Every Time I Drink I Fall in Love

I've been cussed and I've been kicked out Slapped in the head and I've been run out Told to grab my hat and take off walkin' Right now we get along real well Walkin' in this cheap motel Girl, what if that's just the whiskey talkin'? Yeah, I'm givin' you fair warnin' Here's your chance to walk away From now until the mornin' Don't believe a word I say Yeah, if I don't wake up beside you It don't mean I didn't like you All it means is I've had time to sober up Girl, every time I drink I fall in love First beer and I'm warmin' up Talkin' all that flirty stuff A few more, I become a line dance teacher A six pack and I don't care A twelve pack, you don't stand a prayer If I start doin' shots, just call the preacher Yeah, I'm givin' you fair warnin' Here's your chance to walk away From now until the mornin' Don't believe a word I say Yeah, if I don't wake up beside you It don't mean I didn't like you All it means is I've had time to sober up Girl, every time I drink I fall in love Every time I drink I start to think There's somethin' lower Than this head here on my shoulder I become a birddog when that Buzz starts takin'over And I'm a redneck cassanova Oh, yeah! Yeah, I'm givin' you fair warnin' Here's your chance to walk away From now until the mornin' Don't believe a word I say Yeah, if I don't wake beside you It don't mean I didn't like you All it means is I've had time sober up Girl, every time I drink I fall in love Yeah, every time I drink I fall in love [Instrumental outro]