Quickie

Ladies and Gentlemen! Yes my fine gentlemen friends Okay, we're gonna turn to the chapter in Eyenetics Called Left Pimping Everybody turn to Left Pimping Now as you can see It's located in a region near your man Called untitled space I'm T-Boz I got it like that Left Eye's dope she's got it like that Chilli's fly she's got it like that TLC and that's where it's at I'm T-Boz I got it like that Left Eye's dope she's got it like that Chilli's fly she's got it like that TLC and that's where it's at We met at the park at the Summer Jams Tims untied with saggy pants Not the kind of guy I would give a chance But he was kinda packin' under circumstance 6 foot 3 sexy as can be I saw him through the crowd comin' up to me He said aren't you that shorty from TLC He told me 'bout the things he would do to me [Bridge] (So come on over) Let me check you out See just what you're talkin' 'bout (So come on over) Boy you turn me on Talkin' that stuff on the telephone (So come on over) You got me so enthused So I can't wait to get next to you (So come on over) Don't let it take too long I'm ready to put it on You need some ginseng For your ping ping So we can do it! Oops [Hook] First it came And then he went Right to sleep on me I could not believe Wake it up and give me what I need Yeah yeah First it came And then he went Right to sleep so fast Did he have it up his sleeve To pull a quickie on me He pulled a quickie on me No no no no no he didn't He pulled a quickie on me No no no no no he did not He pulled a quickie on me No no no no no he didn't He pulled a quickie on me No no no no no he didn't Yeah yeah He called me up to apologize Said he owed me one and tonight's the night Didn't know if he should get another chance But he was kinda packin' under circumstance He didn't know that I peeped him out Picked up on what a quickie is all about So went to dinner back to the crib So I could switch it up and show him how it is [Bridge] Oh wait hold up hold up hold up Is your name Houdickie Cuz I heard you pulled a quickie [Hook] He pulled a quickie on me No no no no no he didn't He pulled a quickie on me No no no no no he did not He pulled a quickie on me No no no no no he didn't He pulled a quickie on me No no no no no he didn't Yeah yeah Now as we bring this class to a close There is one last thing that we must review everybody Alright, it's called the Left Pimp Dance Now what you're gonna do is you're gonna put your left foot in front Leeeeeean to the left and..... Just like sweet rivers I got a tasteful flow My ears and neck shivers With this icy snow Head soulfully quiver Cuz the rhythm knows How to correlate With necks to vertebrae's glow I murder days though Meanin' I kill time You heard of Mayo Well my cars do real fine Miracle Whip this lyrical chick On some spiritual shit This will be a perennial trip Damn (damn) I'm that imperial bitch (uh) [Hook] He pulled a quickie on me I'm T-Boz I got it like that Left Eye's dope she's got it like that Chilli's fly she's got it like that TLC and that's where it's at No no no no no he didn't He pulled a quickie on me No no no no no he did not And I'm not doin' it with him anymore