Then I'd Be Satisfied with Life

All I want is 50 million dollars And seal silk to protect me from the cold If I only knew how stocks would go in Wall Street And were living in the mansion built of gold If I only owned Pennsylvania Railroad And if Tuesday Weld would only be my wife (Oh, Tiny!) If I could only stay sixteen forever Then I'd know that I'd be satisfied with life All I want is wheatgerm for my breakfast A Champagne fountain sizzling at my feet While Rockefeller waiten on the table And Lombardo's band playin' while I eat If I only owned Western Union cable And if Tuesday Weld would only be my wife (Tiny, I love you!) If I could only stay sixteen forever and ever and ever Then I'd know that I'd be satisfied with life (spoken) Hello, my dear friend Don't run away from all this world It's a great big beautiful world With fabulous happy faces around Well, I can see this one over here, you lovely thing Why, it's beautiful, it's clean, and it's calm and it's modern If I can have them all, why, I'll tell you, I'll tell you Then I'd know that I'd be satisfied with life