October 31st 1990 Something

[Verse 1: Time] Pillowcase full of candy neighbor's liver full of brandy Scaring kids in my costume the neighbors can't stand me Red leather jacket, my hero's so fancy I'm a werewolf in the street straight thriller dancing Scully to my left, Mulder to my right I'm a read top secret X-Files all night I'm all about my cheese, I am not a modest mouse Catch me with my Monster Squad busting in a haunted house PKE meter going off the charts Kick out the trap I'm a Ghostbuster after dark Evil Dead I saw an Army of Darkness Bubba Ho-Tep's over Bruce Campbell's carcass I see Sam Raimi's yellow Oldsmobile If these ghouls wanna eat my heart it'll be a cold meal Drag Me to Hell with Krueger and Jason I used to think my neighbors had bodies in the basement It's Friday 13 I'm dancing under ladders Chasing black cats Ovaltine in my bladder Cujo ate my homework he's in Pet Sematary I saw Ice Cream Man, I was scared of Ben and Jerry Ghoulies in my toilet tank, Critters in the closet Amityville maybe that's what caused this Gremlins in the kitchen, I put them in the blender These are just a few things that happen in Denver [Hook: Time] This is a stick up forget trick or treat You better watch your back we're snatching bags in the street The moon's a spaceship, the sun is a pumpkin October 31st 1990 something [Verse 2: Time] Dressed like Frankenstein running from the torch light I'm trying to get all the candy, looking for a porch light My cousin's Legosi, I'm a mini Karloff Listening to new wave bumping some Bauhaus David Bowie's a vampire, playing the violin My dad used to fast forward through nudity and violence Breaking my mom's candles, thinking it's Castevania Final Destination, Nintendo cords can hang ya Leather jacket Lost Boy mobbing on my motor bike This house is clean don't cross the streams on the Poltergeist I'm watching a Creepshow, It's another Demon Knight Fire in the Sky, I'm staring at the Phoenix Lights ET's in my room, Close Encounters of the 10th Kind Quantum Leap, wormhole, watch me bend time Watching an Exorcist, she's doing a headspin She ain't even a B-Girl but here come the Walking Dead again No grassy knoll I'm sitting on a Silent Hill This Resident is Evil, sniper shot for the quiet kill Shadows can't stop me, Mothman Prophecy Fat kid shotgun, that's my philosophy Chuck T's on my feet, Tremors in the concrete Night of the Living Dead, I'm hacking up zombies Explosions everywhere and the Toxic Avenger These are just a few things that happen in Denver [Hook: Time] This is a stick up forget trick or treat You better watch your back we're snatching bags in the street The moon's a spaceship, the sun is a pumpkin October 31st 1990 something [Verse 3: Time] Dressed like death smashing pumpkins in the street Call it Monster Mash I'm at your door trick or treat Fake scarecrows think they can scare Chris But little do they know, I've been to Blair Witch I saw Ringu before The Ring came out I even saw the cursed tape they were talking about I wasn't scared of Chucky we had a Doberman Pinscher He was Child's Play, I would've stabbed him with a splinter Candyman in the mirror, Leprechaun on the moon Even saw a clown in the sewer with a balloon I can't phone home, I'm in the Twilight Zone Service Outer Limits all I get is a dial tone Little Vampire, Little Monsters in my pocket Tales From the Crypt seeing skeletons in coffins White Men Can Jump Teen Wolf was the real proof We used to play basketball, mom would give us Beetlejuice Garbage Pail Kids jumping out of the trash I used to run through the neighborhood with a Scream mask I Know What You Did Last Summer where's the body? Rocky Horror Picture Show, glam rock party I'm reading Goosebumps wearing They Live glasses I'm seeing reptiles I hope their mothership crashes A red flash from the MIB is all I remember These are just a few things that happen in Denver