Flying Cowboys

Water doesnt stick to tape And if I join the air force I can legally rape Eeee-motions can't be held together by glue If I learned to fly today I'd be gone without a clue Your stereotypes ain't true If I learned to fly I wouldn't teach you One less ally to deal with People ain't no friend to me Cause bodies all evolve into enemies I need to get my vaccination For this biggie small Pac invasion Egos are hilarious, they're like pushup bras or tupays Fake shit to make you feel better physical affirmations for blue days Who stays? Talcum in the middle or younger brother Oedipus complex on an orphan child with no mother Branches dangle, heroes from an Achilles tendon that'll push fallen angels With parachutes Cowboys are full of courage But with their eyes shot out they can't stare at you Chiefs riot with spirits who didn't share the flute Don't freeze tell an officer I dare you to shoot Find bullet holes in place of button clips I don't want to live, epitaph, mutton monolith So I fly away Watch your manslaughter case in court as an apparition Hearing allegations of how the finger slipped As persuading as the cleavage in-between her tits Tell your attorney to pay the bystanders to heckle Cause I'll be busy writing things that make me excited While nursing home occupants count their freckles Water doesn't stick to tape And if I join the air force I can legally rape E-motions can't be held together by glue If I learned to fly today I'd be gone without a clue The sad thing is I believe most of these lies inside my head Like big brother spies With nineteen hundred and eighty four eyes watching over me till I'm dead When I go to sleep I have dreams of hanging from the gallows Most cowboy poets get about as deep as a stream gets shallow (What) Just joking I was only playing But I am serious when I tell you you're not abstract just because I can't understand what the fuck you're saying Sorry if I sneeze around you, I'm allergic to assholes Jetpack bounty hunter defying gravity catching clouds with my lasso Digging the spurs in, spaghetti western Bar fights opponents with whiskey breath Say what you will, I'm not listening, my ears are blind and my eyes are deaf Throwing bar stools, he hit me with a right hook and missed me with his left Turbo thrusters on burnt to a crispy death Broom in the holster who's going to clean up this mess I'm a custodian not a janitor I'm the last of a dying breed, I don't smoke and never been drunk I'm a straight edge with blood shot eyes I keep a green tea filled canister Cause I'm from the state where kids kill each other at school And I'm from the race where humans kill each other like fools Play with fire and you'll get acquainted Play with monarchies and find your wine tainted Love the rituals but laugh at change Cause tradition is the only repetition making me feel sane Water doesn't stick to tape And if I join the air force I can legally rape Eeee-motions can't be held together by glue If I learned to fly today I'd be gone without a clue Your stereotypes ain't true If I learn to fly today I wouldn't teach you Cowboys go to airports cause they can't fly with capes x2 Cowboys go to airports Six barrels take Ten paces and turn around flying cowboys nowhere to be found Tumbleweeds obsolete Safeway sacks blow down main street