You Turn Me On

[Verse] Yeah, I swore off love I swore off women Devoted my life to hunting' and fishing I'd never be anybody else's lovesick fool It isn’t cool I spend all my spare time Fixing up That old rusted up pick-up truck In no time at all I'd have it looking like brand new Then you [Chorus] Flip the switch on my doomaflatchie Played my piano like Liberace I let down my guard And my heart was as good as gone So long Yeah, you cranked my tractor You flick my bic Woman you tripped the trigger on my thingamajig Can't explain how you done it But, honey, you turn me on You done all the taking I done all the giving I threw up my hands, said "The heck with it" I shut down my heart Locked it up and pulled the fuse Before it blew All my emotions were disconnected No sign of a spark Could be detected I had nobody So I had nothing to lose Then you [Chorus] Flip the switch on my doomaflatchie Played my piano like Liberace I let down my guard And my heart was as good as gone So long Yeah, you cranked my tractor You flick my Bic Woman you tripped the trigger on my thingamajig Can't explain how you done it But, honey, you turn me on Yeah, you crank my tractor You flick my Bic Woman you tripped the trigger on my thingamajig Can't explain how you done it But, honey, you turn me on