Hard On The Ticker

[Verse 1] I gave up pimento cheese Domino's delivery Whiskey sours Apple pies Finger-licking chicken fried Are gastronomic history I used to like them scary shows But I gave them up a while ago Don't do no death-defying Roller-coaster riding Now days I just take it slow Ever since we started dating' I been compensating To keep from getting up To heaven any quicker Cause She's hard on the ticker Hard on the ticker The girl is such a hazard that she ought to have a sticker Saying hard on the ticker [Verse 2] Now, when she wiggles through my door My chin gets heavy hits the floor Silky hair, scarlet lips Swinging double-jointed hips My blood begins to roar [Verse 3] And when she nibbles on me ear It's partly pleasure, partly fear Little dab is all it takes To get my heart a palpitating Feeling like the end is near I ought to get a policy A double indemnity It'd make my beneficiary A whole lot richer Cause She's hard on the ticker Hard on the ticker The girl is such a hazard that she ought to have a sticker Saying hard on the ticker [Verse 4] That's my girl Yeah, she's hard on the ticker I ought to get a policy A double indemnity It'd make my beneficiary A whole lot richer Oh, she's hard on the ticker She's hard on the ticker Hey, she's hard on the ticker