Antique Blowed Show

[Open Mike Eagle] Found a book of rap verse in my suburban apartment How much is that old style worth on the market? Next to grandma’s ceramic urchins and starfish She said my grandfather worked it from birth to a carcass Look, there’s serpents and Martians perfectly carved in Purchased for dirt at a Leimert Church auction Cause it’s covered in birdshit and smells like an armpit Sure the verses are tarnished just hit the surface with varnish [Dumbfoundead] This style is valued about… Can we get an aisle price check on it now? Since Wildstyle it’s gone up a bit The Dow’s down and it’s not made in Mao’s town Better buy the vowels now and the consonants on Christmas Goin’ once Goin’ twice Goin’ three times Style sold to the rapper in the long tee Goin’ once Goin’ twice Goin’ three times Style sold to the rapper on the blog links Goin’ once Goin’ twice Goin’ three times Style sold to the rapper wearing all pink Goin’ once Goin’ twice Not for sale Where you think you goin’ with the mic? [Psychosiz] My attic is as classic as a Nina Hartley feet apart scene To rent to the youth who enter the booth Vintage Taboo They say it’s depreciated Nay-sayin’ Inebriated They just can’t appreciate when greatness isn’t bling related So get you varnish out Change the bulbs Up the watts They ain’t never seen a style polished out the box It’s time I don’t care what I can get for it I care what I can do with it It’s mine [Open Mike Eagle] Incredible audible elements What is your bid? Your attempt to style is a guttural wind A pitiful verse with nothing but stuttering ends You’re where urban development ends Hard fella with delicate skin Stealing bright pink pelican limb relics from ghetto museums Goin’ once Goin’ twice Goin’ three times Style sold to the rapper bitch in lip gloss Goin’ once Goin’ twice Goin’ three times Style sold to the rapper with the pimp talk Goin’ once Goin’ twice Goin’ three times Style sold to the rapper fistna’ crip walk Goin’ once Goin’ twice Not for sale Where you think you goin’ with the mic? [Dumbfoundead] What style is that? Where can I purchase it? That finger movement and nervous twitch That Thirsty Fish wordplay that makes perfect sense That Leimert intensity Which comes with a certificate of authenticity No Brian Austin Green Blossom meets Dawson’s Creek More like Slauson Street Gotham geeks on awesome beats The Blowed is not for sale We ain’t go to Oxford, Yale We’re from the school of hard knocks, cops and shotgun shells [Psychosiz] Goin’ once Goin’ twice SOLD To the cat in the back four rows with the black cornrows SOLD To the ragtag Linux holder with the Mac bag backpack on his shoulder SOLD To the effeminate gentleman and the women friends who bid with him We’ll open the bid again and when the bidding ends We still won’t sell out Goin’ once Goin’ twice Goin’ three times Style sold to the Project Blowed enthusiast Goin’ once Goin’ twice Goin’ three times Style sold to the honor role student list Goin’ once Goin’ twice Goin’ three times Style sold for the solid gold crucifix Goin’ once Goin’ twice Not for sale Where you think you goin’ with the mic? That was my favorite style as a youth My bid is one aged bottle of island Vermouth No, no, no How uncouth To waste such a style on someone as vile as you I raise your childish brew a thousand proof Howdy doo I raise you two chickens and a goat Oh, seventy-three virgins and a ticket to a Blowed show Ay, I see you and I raise you three tickets to Paid Dues My old rap magazines, Ego Trip and Blaze too Weezy’s lean and a pair of Kanyeezees space boots An L.A. to the Bay cruise and Pelé’s grass stained shoes An 8-Track tape of Dave Mustaine singing Strange Fruit A Jesus Will Save You chain made by Ma$e phase two SOLD To the gangsta dude in the Kangol kangaroo training suit Wearing Gazelles from nineteen eighty-two With a Dangerdoom facial view He must be making major moves With the girl in uncovered fanny and candy colored gator shoes Amplifying her rehabbed Eve tats on her paid for boobs