Lyrical Exercise Pt. 2

Welcome one and all to the return of Mr. I don’t give a fuck Got drink in my cup and my middle finger stuck Like I forgot I was supposed to have my pinky up No etiquette, I’ve been a dick And you can tell from the drops of blood that be on my shit And the ground that surrounds me, it ain’t too astounding Nigga I’ve been a prick Like a junkie’s needle Couldn’t stop my flow if you blocked my pee hole R. Kelly on these hoes when my whistle blows Make your girl look like Jackson Pollack’s easel I’m just so gone off that Molly, bending corners like I’m Dali I beg your pardon like I’m Dolly, slapping faggots like I’m Ari Got a pocket full of gold like I robbed a 49er So there ain’t no question that my clothes are all designer Ya boy flex like Hulk Hogan on the crapper I spit super hot fiyah but I am not a rapper I’m a dragon, I’m Eragon, nah I meant to say Elder Niggas think that I’m a bitch, they must have me confused with Zelda I’m the Link, what you think, the shit plus the kitchen sink The whole kit and kaboodle, asian bitches love my noodle Now let me get some of that fried rice, so nice I’d still be live if I died twice, can’t quite Stay up in the hood like I was wearing a parka ‘cause I slapped Bob Barker til he gave me the right price So don’t say jack unless you have a fortune ‘cause I’ll spin that wheel til I get my portion Of Porsches and women that’s scorchin Who’ve had more than one abortion I’m flossin’, I’m awesome My dentist loves me in fact she fucked me Her oral was perfect, same race as the stepmother of Chuckie When those niggas were in Paris. Hi there world, I’m Matthews Harris And racially I’m mixed up just like a jacket made by Ferris So pass the half and half ‘cause I don’t like my coffee black And I’m all the way pro so three stacks step back Scaring these niggas is my job, I’m a monster incorporated I use my middle finger to count the models I haven’t dated Usain Bolt, I’ve got a long track record Got homies out in Brooklyn, but haven’t fucked Brooklyn Decker They shouldn’t but they do, I’m like a fucking red button And I hope that holds true when I’m fucking Kate Upton