Dude, What is a Land Pirate?

Well sweetheart, you don't understand Pirates weren't made to dance We just weren't made for it We slit throats, we don't cut rugs But if it means that much I guess that I could take a chance We'll both go, we'll both go I won't ruin your night You know how I get into knife-fights (What if my leg breaks while we dance?) Then, we'll both go down We just weren't made for this We just weren't made for this So I paint my peg leg for the prom I've been practicing my dance moves all year long So you'd better keep a look out In case I go for second base with my hook out I went out and got a tux And a limo for the both of us I pulled up trying to impress (We'll both go, we'll both go) Despite how hard I tried You cried and ruined our night Just cause my bird shit on your dress We won't fucking go down (We spike punch with barrels of rum We loot and steal to seal the deal.) Say what you will about me and how I do things But don't you open your mouth about Polly I guess we made a scene cause in come the police Waving guns and asking me to leave We won't even try to say goodnight Cause we know that you won't apologize We won't even try to say goodnight Cause we know that you still think you're right And we mean the things we say We say just what we mean So I paint my peg leg for the prom I've been practicing my dance moves all year long So you'd better keep a look out In case I go for the third base with my hook out