Schumacher The Champagne

[Verse 1] My teeth have never looked quite this yellow And my body never quite this fat I'll pay well over the odds Just to have some teenage abandoned back I hit the ice of the 5th of Jan And I swear it was an act of fate [Refrain] But I don't get angry when I'm feeling down I just take my bubbles to the centre of town [Chorus 1] And Schumacher the champagne Whoever needed good cause to celebrate Schumacher the champagne You might as well be proud of last place [Verse 2] We used to set ourselves on fire When chemistry was twice a week And now I pay for it over a counter Whilst they become fitness freaks My bad habits are taking over All the good left inside [Refrain] But I don't get angry when I'm feeling down I just take my bubbles to the centre of town [Chorus 2] And Schumacher the champagne Whoever needed good cause to celebrate Schumacher the champagne You might as well be proud of last place Schumacher the champagne Whoever needed good cause to celebrate [Outro] Oh take me as I am Oh take me as I am Oh take me as I am or not at all Or not at all Or not at all Or not at all Or not at all Or not at all