Little Billy

[Verse 1] Little Billy was the fattest kid in his class Always the last in line All the other little kids would laugh at him Said he'd die before his time [Chorus] Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Little Billy didn't mind [Verse 2] Most of the kids smoked cigarettes Just to prove that they were cool The teacher didn't know about the children's games And Billy always followed the rules [Chorus] [Bridge] Billy was big on the outside But there's an even bigger man inside Ten million cigarettes burning every day And Billy's still doing fine [Verse 3] Now Billy and his classmates are middle-aged With children of their own Their smoking games are reality now And cancer's seed is sown [Chorus] [Verse 4] Most of them smoke maybe forty a day A habit Billy doesn't share One by one they're passing away Leaving orphans to Billy's care [Outro] Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Little Billy doesn't mind Ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha Little Billy's doing fine