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[Verse 1] Did you ever sleep in a bear pit With apple cores and mice along Did you ever lay on ice and grit Or search for a place where the wind was gone Did you ever tramp up endless hills Past cozy homes with secret beds Did you ever dream of a suicide pill And wake up cold to the smell of bread [Chorus] Well I have slept there badly twice And shared my straw with scratching mice Although you will find some deep brown hair I will tell you something for nothing There is no bears in there (cache cache) Not a single bear in there (cache cache) [Verse 2] Did you ever have to make a draw For a hard wooden bench or a bed of stone Did you ever jimmy a stable door Or scare the horse to escape the snow Did you ever invade a neat little yard Wake up the children who hope for ghosts Did you ever cause their dogs to bark Their guests to curse their noisy hosts [Chorus] Do not jump in expecting fun Do not swagger in there with your elephant gun Do not enter the cage with waving chairs Cos I will tell you something for nothing There is no bears in there (cache cache) Not a single bear in there (cache cache) [Verse 3] Did you ever pass the police at work And hope that they might take you in Did you ever wonder why music hurts When someone plays it aloof to sin Did you ever believe that a smile could cure A happy face keep you warm at night? Were you ever fooled by laughter’s lure Only to find that they laughed in spite? [Chorus] Did you ever finally find a place A soft warm bed in a room of flowers And when you finally laid down your face You found you slept for a hundred hours A hundred hours There is no bears in there (cache cache)