Hello Operator

[Verse 1] Hello, operator Can you give me number nine? Can I see you later? Will you give me back my dime? Turn the oscillator Twist it with a dollar bill Mailman, bring the paper Leave it on my window sill [Verse 2] Find a canary A bird to bring my message home Carry my obituary My coffin doesn't have a phone How you gonna get the money? Send papers to an empty home? How you gonna get the money? Nobody to answer the phone