Too Much Drama

Hot step moms and surrogate dads It breaks my heart to see him so sad Lying alone in his room with a frown on Reruns show him what he's missing out on If life could be, like he sees it on TV He wouldn't have to hurt so bad Hurts so bad `cause It's too much drama, too much drama Dad and Mama Traded back and forth til he turns 18 It's too much drama, the kid don't need no new step grandma So he joins a family on the screen Can't you see? Too many parents leave Too many sets of parents leave a kid who can't believe How they can think that he can take it It's all he can do to fake it Off for a weekend with real Dad but The only thing real is how real bad he Just wants his life to be black and white Those people never fight If he could Xerox a home from the talking picture box He wouldn't have to hurt so bad So he turns to TV for help and for guidance A lot of his virtues he picked up from Linus Fonzie taught him what it means to be cool From Doogie he learned that he must go to school Three's Company taught him that just acting gay Could lower the actual rent he would pay Cops showed beating your wife and your neighbor Could immortalize you and your double wide trailer