San Berdu

Most girls, I can't wait for them to leave And they're giving me the creeps by morning Most girls, make noises in their sleep And I hate to watch them eat and they're boring You didn't rat when the lab caught fire Throughout the Inland Empire- You're my empress, and I crown you Most girls that I've bin with before Are fat and ugly ho's compared to you Most girls, that I've known throughout my life Always think they're right, but they're wrong- fucking wrong But baby you're not like that You understand me and it's not an act You're an empress, and I crown you [Chorus:] I wanna go with you and leave all this behind us We'll live in San Berdu and sell the place in Cypress Come on let's do it run away with me honey We'll put a bunch of babies in your tummy And fly away: Most girls, I'd rather be alone and I can't answer the phone cuz they're scaring me Most girls, get psycho and they're mean and they Always make a scene And they're threatening me The time apart it didn't hurt us And now I finished my community service You're my empress, and I crown you [Chorus] Come on let's do it run away with me honey We'll put a bunch of babies in your tummy And fly away: All those years I was just searching Fuck that noise, baby you're perfect All them mean nothing cuz I found you How did you get so awesome? Let's spend the weekend in Laughlin You are my empress, I crown you