My Girlfriend's Dead

I once had a girlfriend But then one day she dumped me and everywhere I'd go people would ask me where she was I don't want to talk about her Someone always asks about her So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead I say it's leukemia or sometimes bulimia Or a great big truck ran her over And chopped off her head I don't want to talk about her Someone always asks about her So I tell them all she's dead I guess there's a part of me that likes the sympathy Or the looks on thier faces when I tell them how She passed away I don't want to talk about her Someone always asks about her So I tell them all she's dead (My girlfriend's dead) My girlfriend's dead you see It's a total lie, but it's easier on me Than having to admit she likes someone else (My girlfriend's dead) My girlfriend's dead you know Please change the subject or I am going to go Jump off a building and join her in heaven I don't want to talk about her Someone always asks about her So I tell them all she's dead I once had a girlfriend But then one day she dumped me and everywhere I'd go people would ask me where she was I don't want to talk about her Someone always asks about her So I tell them all my girlfriend's dead [x2]