Euro-Barge

[Verse 1] Here in America, respect your fellow man Some foreign cultures don't understand We got this little rule and it's called elbow room Pertaining to the spatial occupancy you consume If I'm in front in line, then you should stay behind Until I get my ice and soda.It's such a simple thing It's called first come first serve Wooden clogs that smash my feet I really don't deserve In every region it seems there's a legion Of impatient close talking slime, That cut in line Barge me with your walking' spray me with your talking' I am the ambassador of kick your assador What's your affinity for my vicinity There's plenty room here in your country It's just good etiquette to use deodorant Maybe smelling bad's the way you choose to represent Boozy and stinking' I smell what your thinking I just need a little more space, Get out my face Barge me with your walking, spray me with your talking Back the fuck up asshole, shut your bread and cheese hole Trying to make myself clear, give me just a foot here You offend my sinus, I'll kick your royal highness I'll see your Euro-barge by friend, and raise you one Ugly American In every region it seems there's a legion Of impatient close talking slime, That cut in line Barge me with your walking' spray me with your talking' Push you out of the way sock you in the patte Step right off you inbred, hygiene like a deadhead I am the ambassador, of fucking kick your assador!