Put It On a T-Shirt

[Verse 1] Help me make my mind up then as you're tying up my shoes My ego sang me lullabies and my conscience sang the blues It took me to a crossroads once and said I had a choice But he couldn't hear me make my bed over his own voice So if I climb the mountain now in my patent leather shoes And I touch the hand of God up there, will you still help me choose? [Chorus] They tried to tell me you were cold And you're impossible to hurt Now I've heard that said about the both of us They should put it on a T-shirt If that's true about the both of us They should put it on a T-shirt [Verse 2] Yes, I got your article on the shape of things to come I'm glad you're feeling guilty now, that you're better off than some But I think you sent donations to the wrong side of the road So I took 'em from their window sill and served 'em a la mode [Chorus] They tried to tell me you were cold But they would eat you for dessert Now I've heard that said about the both of us They should put it on a T-shirt If that's true about the both of us They should put it on a T-shirt La-da-da, la-da-da-da-da They should put it on a T-shirt La-da-da, la da-da-da-da Why don't they put it on a T-shirt? [Refrain] Help me make my mind up then as you're tying up my shoes My ego sang me lullabies and my conscience sang the blues I'm sleeping in the kitchen now, my feet are in the hall My picture's on her piano, my head is off the wall [Chorus] They tried to tell me you were cold And you're impossible to hurt Now I've heard that said about the both of us They should put it on a T-shirt If that's true about the both of us They should put it on a T-shirt If that's true about the both of us They should put it on a T-shirt If that's true about the both of us Why don't they put it on a T-shirt?