I Do (It)

Uh I do it I do it to you (Let's do it) All you christians All you krishnas We do weddings & bar mitzvahs! We'll float with your parade (so long as we're getting paid) No principles just vice principles! We wouldn't lie "you've got it made" We'll tell you what you want as long as we get paid Satisfy the bride Fellate the groom To inflate your party balloons / We're gonna need a little bit more room Sure i'm qualified I'll do anything you say As long as i'm getting paid No principles, just vice principles We wouldn't lie You've got it made We'll tell you what you want as long as we get paid WE'LL PROSELYTIZE AROUND YOUR THIGHS THIS CONCERT IS SPONSERED BY THOSE FRENCH FRIES!!