Child Star

[CHILD STAR] Is there a photo of me on your wall In short short-shorts or zipped down jeans? Do you look up at night and wish you were me, under the spotlight? Are you visceral viscous? Do you want to make love to my sweet visage? And then pretend it's you, it's you, it was always you [FAN] I wrote you a letter to become a member of your fanclub But all i got in the mail was return to sender STAR: I'm still a big big star FAN: No, you're not STAR: Yes, I am FAN: No, you're not STAR: Yes, I am FAN: No, you're not STAR: You liked my latest film FAN: No, I didn't STAR: Yes, you did FAN: No, I didn't STAR: Yes, you did FAN: No, I didn't FAN: I'm not a fan of yours anymore STAR: Yes, you are FAN: No, I'm not STAR: Yes, you are FAN: No, I'm not STAR: Yes, you are FAN: But you broke my fragile heart STAR: No, I didn't FAN: Yes, you did STAR: No, I didn't FAN: Yes, you did STAR: No, I didn't FAN: I hate you STAR: I hate you too FAN: I hate you STAR: I hate you too [Outro] (x9) FAN: I hate you STAR: I hate you