How To Love, Pt. 22: How To Like

[Verse 1: Sus Boy 3000 (pizza boy.)] You bake and do arts & crafts, I ‘bate and do arts & crafts I made this prototype to which you cater like Arthur’s dad I dug you on intuition, my woes say you’re mayo; that could mean you’re wack or right for me, I don’t care what they say, though I’m sorry for the calls and the dumb text messages But I think I like you as much as fresh Mexican food … I’m a pretty irreverent dude; who isn’t, nowadays? I searched for love and found malaise I don’t wanna date, I don’t support V-Day I don’t wanna keep green around like CJ I don’t wanna think about marriages and carriages And I don’t wanna think about parents meeting parents And I don’t wanna love you ‘Cause I don’t know what that is We should be aimless like post-fap whiz We should navigate without the guide Share but always count the fries Hold a fake grudge over our gluttony, then snuggle beneath tea leaves I know this funny place named Wee Tee; they got some good mini golf I feel like an idiot [Verse 2: Big Sus Boi (Shampoo Papi)] Idiot, idiot Verses getting stupider Yo, [redacted] if you're on Mars Can you pick me up on Jupiter? I am going nuclear, life is getting spookier And when I see the squad again you know we getting loopy-er This shit lit, you know what this shit is Pizza boy & a misfit, four wings & a biscuit And we got that soda pop, kill that shit, you know we hot And we need like four large pies at any show we rock Beast mode, fuck the game, I got cheat codes That's bull like D. Rose, but this new shit make me feel old Real rap, real rap, I got a real girl and a real cat I make real beats on a real Mac, I'm a real boy like I'm RiFF RAFF But I ain't a clown and I ain't in town when it's going down I know a bunch of rappers who think they wear they crown, but they slowing down Good luck, Sus Boyz giving no fucks This ain't a gift, this dumb luck, I'm dumbstruck [Hook: Sus Boy 3000 (pizza boy.)] I hope you know that we’re nothing, yeah, it’s not a secret This world is so bad, but something says we gotta keep it And so, I figured I’ll find a thing to like about it And now I’ve found you, so I hope that you don't try to doubt it