The Sherry End

[Hook] Till the very end We'll be just as friends I've known you better You've seen my worst So let's invent words When a good night flounders And it's over How good it was I tend to know By adding up Or rounding down The evening's count of jokes Me and my ilk Share a twang that's undeciphered By other gangs That's a thing I love about my Fine brothers in slang If it's got a funny story It's made to me It's not for others in ear splash It's ours, it's mad, it's many hours Spent laughing at events passed We smirk at how smart The quirk that we spark A word which people laugh at It sparks around the crowd This work of art Which we have found [Hook] I love the craze Of the latest phrase Amazing mongrels of conjoinment Crazy paving sayings Are a joy to say with mates And girls all love the lingo They curl right up and bingo They go that extra smile They go the whole damn snog I mean it though The joke from that one night That was wrong That makes no sense, really Shorten to a word Then to a nod That is friendship to me The secret handshake of three mad mates That makes me pleased to share traits In understanding absurdities That mean our brains play [Hook]