Fit But You Know It

Excuse me, girl I know it's a bit embarrassing But I just noticed some tan lines On your shirt! See I reckon you're about an 8 or a 9 Maybe even 9 and a half in four beers time That blue Top Shop top you've got on IS nice Bit too much fake tan, though -- but yeah, you score high But there's just one little thing that's really really Really, REALLY annoying me about you, you see Yeah, yeah, like I said. you are really fit But my gosh -- don't you just know it! [Hook] I'm not trying to pull you Even though I would like to I think you are really fit You're fit but my gosh don't you know it So when I looked at you standing there with your horde I was waiting in the queue looking at the board Wondering whether to have a burger or chips Or what the shrapnel in my back pocket could afford When I noticed out the corner of my eye Looking toward my direction Your eyes locked onto my course I couldn't concentrate on what I wanted to order Which cost me my place in the queue I waited for YEAH [Hook] Whoa! Leave it out! Are you smoking something? Leave it out! "Mike, just leave it, just leave it!" "We cannot have that behaviour in this establishment" "S'not worth it, Mike, just leave it!" "Don't touch me, s'not worth it!" "Don't touch me, D! Look -- I'm all right. Don't touch me!" For a while there I was thinking - yeah, but, what if? Picturin' myself pullin' with bare white hot wit Snarin' you as you were standing there opposite Whether or not you knew it I swear you didn't tick And when that bloke in the white behind us lot queuing Was clockin' onto you too yeah I had to admit That yeah, yeah, you are fit And yeah I do want it But I stop sharkin' for a minute to get chips and drinks [Hook] “Now, I bashed my head hard earlier choosing a brew But I am digressing slightly so I’ll continue I didn’t want to bowl over all geezer and rude Not rude like good just rude like uncouth You girls think you can just flirt and it comes to you But let me tell you, see, yes, yes, but you are really rude And rude as in good, I knew this as you stood and queued But I just did not want to give the satisfaction to you!” Oi, just as you started to make your big advance With the milkshake and that little doughnut in hand I was like, nah, I can't, even though you look grand But you look sharp there smilin' hard suggesting and Gleaming away with your hearty hearty lookin tan But I admit the next bit was spanner to my plan You walked towards my path but just brushed right past And into the arms of that fucking white shirted man [Hook] Oh what do I give a fuck I've got a girlfriend anyway ("Whoa, we've all had a drink, mate...") We're all a bit drunk, yeah we've had a few, fair play I got this Stella I bombed from that last cafe This night's not even begun, yes, yes, oh yay I did fancy you a bit, though, yeah I must say I would rather I hadn't mugged myself on display But this is just another case of female stopping play On otherwise a total result of a holiday [Hook]