Nowhere Fast

[Verse 1] I'd like to drop my trousers to the world I am a man of means (of slender means) Each household appliance Is like a new science in my town [Refrain] And if the day came when I felt a Natural emotion I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump In the ocean [Chorus] And when a train goes by It's such a sad sound No... It's such a sad thing [Verse 2] I'd like to drop my trousers to the Queen Every sensible child will know what this means The poor and the needy Are selfish and greedy on her terms [Refrain] [Chorus] [Verse 3] And when I'm lying in my bed I think about life And I think about death And neither one particularly appeals to me [Refrain]