The City of New York vs. Homer Simpson

Judge: How do you find the defendant? Juryman: He's guilty of mayhem, exposure indecent Man: Freaked out behaviour both chronic and recent Jury: Drinking and driving, narcotic possession Man 2: And that's just page one of his ten page confession! Judge: I should put you away where you can't kill or maim us But this is LA and you're rich and famous! [In the Betty Ford Centre] Criminal: I'm checking in All: He's checking in Criminal: I'm checking in All: Checking Checking In Criminal: No more pills or alcohol No more pot or Demorol No more stinking fun at all I'm checking in All: He's checking in, He's checking in Doctor: No more looking pale and thin No more bugs beneath your skin Criminal: Hey, that's just my aspirin All: Check it out, you're checking in!