The Under Assistant West Coast Promotion Man

[Verse 1] Well I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A Well I'm waiting at the bus stop in downtown L.A But I'd much rather be on a boardwalk on Broadway [Chorus] Well I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am Well I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am I'm an under assistant west coast promo man, yeah, yeah [Verse 2] Well I promo groups when they come into town Well I promo groups when they come into town Well they laugh at my toupee, they're sure to put me down [Chorus] Well I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am Yeah I'm sitting here thinking just how sharp I am I'm a necessary talent behind every rock and roll band [Verse 3] Yeah, I'm sharp, I'm really, really sharp I sure do earn my pay, sitting on the beach every day Yeah, I'm real real sharp, yes I am I got a Corvette and a seersucker suit, yes I have Here comes the bus, uh oh I though I had a dime, where's my dime I know I have a dime somewhere I'm pretty sure