Flight 505

[Verse] Well, I was happy here at home I got everything I need Happy being on my own Just living the life I lead Well, suddenly it dawned on me That this was not my life So I just phoned the airline girl And said, Get me on flight number 505 Get me on flight number 505 Well, I confirmed my reservation Then I hopped a cab No idea of my destination And feeling pretty bad With my suitcase in my hand In my head, my new life So then I told the airline girl Well, get me on flight number 505 Get me on flight number 505 Alright Well, I sat right there in my seat Well, feeling like a king With the whole world right at my feet Of course I'll have a drink! Well, suddenly I saw That we never ever would arrive He put the plane down in the sea The end of flight number 505 The end of flight number 505 Alright [Outro] Whew, they put the plane down in the sea The end of flight number 505 The end of flight number 505