Ladylike/WHATTA BITCH

Ladylike Be soft, be shy, read a book and learn to cook Be nice, be dumb, clean the floors and wash your pores Be light, be small, wear a dress below your knees, not less Be insecure, be a wife, cater to a man for the rest of your life WHATTA BITCH I heard that girl Lydia is such a fucking bitch Well I heard that she's a feminist so she must not shave her pits I heard that girl Lydia is nothin' but trouble So if she comes your way well you better book it on the double Wah oo wah wah wah ooooo x4 Lydia got asked out by this cute boy at my school, Jim But apparently she said ''no'' 'cause she was just not into him But clearly that's not true and she is just a lesbian Or she's fucking crazy and belongs in the looney bin Wah oo wah wah wah ooooo x4 I heard that girl Lydia plays guitar or some shit Well I heard she's in a band like, "Wow you're so cool we get it" I heard that girl Lydia is nothin' but trouble So if she comes your way well you better book it on the double Wah oo wah wah wah ooooo x4