The Crusher

[Verse 1] Now I want to wrestle in the garden I'm on my way to stardom I know I'm ready I know I'm great But first I have to get in shape Because I've got my eyes on the Russian Bear Going to tear him up I swear This guy thinks he's the champion Going to take his belt and beat him! [Chorus] I'm the crusher king of the ring [Verse 2] I'm ready for a match with the Russian Bear Going to pile drive him pull his hair I might have a foreign object in my trunks I might have to use on that punk Got the hardest hold you can put on anyone If you're my victim you're beaten I'm a lean mean fighting machine Powerful and strong like King Kong [Chorus] [Verse 3] Started having second thought I was scared as hell The last thing I wanted was to hear them ring the bell I mean the Russian Bear could probably Tear me limb from limb He'd probably grin be real happy with himself This is not good for my health I'm not coming out of the dressing room And get beaten up by that goon Go back to Russia go back home! Don't want to get a broken bone Or a lump on my head Ain't Going to hide under the bed [Outro] I'm the Crusher