Please Come Home to Hamngatan

[Verse 1: John Darnielle] Jewel thieves, jewel thieves Leave fingerprints on everything Jewel thieves, jewel thieves Leave fingerprints on everything But around here, around here We never dust for fingerprints [Verse 2] Snake oil peddlers, snake oil peddlers We can spot 'em half a mile away Snake oil peddlers We can spot 'em half a mile away But these days, these days We drink a lot of snake oil [Verse 3] Adulterers, adulterers Always give themselves away Adulterers, adulterers Always give themselves away But down here, around here Where the moose run wild and you can't think clearly We let 'em off pretty easy