Soft-Sell Conclusion

A lot of people don't bother about their friends in the VEGETABLE KINGDOM. They think, "Ah, what can I say? What can a person like myself say to a vegetable?" But the answer is simple, my friends . . . just call . . . and tell them how you feel . . . about MUFFINS, PUMPKINS, WAX PAPER, CALEDONIA, MAHOGANIES, ELBOWS AND GREEN THINGS IN GENERAL . . . and soon: A NEW RAPPORT! You and your new little green & yellow buddies . . . grooving together! OH NO! Maintaining your coolness together! Worshipping together in the church of your choice! ONLY IN AMERICA! Woh-oh-oh-ah-agh-h . . Call any vegetable Call it by name You gotta call one today When you get off the train Call any vegetable And the chances are good AR-R-H-R that the vegetable Will respond to you . . OH NO! Can you see them responding? The PUMPKIN is breathing hard: HUFFA PUFFA HUFFA PUFFA etc What a pumpkin . .