Porchmen

[Verse One: MC Devlin] I keep my clothes in a casket I sleep on a mattress The only suitcase that I own is a basket I talk politics with unruly Chinamen I like my water a third oxygen and two parts hydrogen I'm on a mission I don't got no time to be talking about my shoes The fresh white ones with the black and red stripes Hey yo I drop mics like a scratch of head lice- Not once in my life Yeah I fixed the poles with the monkey wrench Foul emcees getting kicked off the johnny bench If they're around using secret identities These clad beast emcees are my enemies Me I might take a trip to Danbury, Connecticut And eat cranberries just for the heck of it, 'cous Yeah [Verse Two: MC Devlin] I stay in line like candy dots Cause everything I got's organized like Annie pots I sleep outside and get abducted by illegal aliens I eat Mexican food made by authentic Mexicans MC liberated Ireland I'm never violent Because I ate a billion B vitamins and now I got a complex I leave slews of clues for emcees with no context In the Adirondacks, a whole handful of metal thumbtacks Couldn't pin me down and that's a fact So ask Egon how I traveled beyond 96 eons in a paintless Neon My brain's got channels like Cobain had flannels The train had vandals and windows with panes, as with stains, got panels I bought the book on how to interpret my dreams