On A Boat

[Introduction] Aw, shit, get your towels ready, it's about to go down Everybody in the place, hit the fucking deck But stay on your motherfucking toes, we're running this, let's go [Hook] I'm on a boat, I'm on a boat, everybody look at me Cause I'm sailing on a boat, I'm on a boat I'm on a boat, take a good hard look at the motherfucking boat [Bridge] I'm on a boat, motherfucker, take a look at me Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat You can't stop me, motherfucker, cause I'm on a boat [Verse One] Take a picture, trick, I'm on a boat, bitch We drinking Santana champ cause it's so crisp I've got my swim trunks and my flippie floppies I'm flipping burgers, you at Kinko's straight flipping copies I'm riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit The dolphin's splashing, getting everybody all wet But this ain't Sea World, this is real as it gets I'm on a boat, motherfucker, don't you ever forget I'm on a boat and it's going fast And, I've got a nautical themed Pashmina Afghan I'm the king of the world, on a boat like Leo If you're on the shore, then you're sure not me, oh Get the fuck up, this boat is real [Verse Two] Fuck land, I'm on a boat, motherfucker, fuck trees I climb buoys, motherfucker, I'm on the deck with my boys Motherfucker, this boat engine make noise, motherfucker Hey ma, if you could see me now Arms spread wide on the starboard bow Gonna fly this boat to the moon somehow Like Kevin Garnett, 'Anything is possible' Yeah, never thought I'd be on a boat It's a big blue watery road, Poseidon Look at me, oh, never thought I'd see the day When a big boat coming my way, believe me when I say 'I fucked a mermaid' [Bridge] I'm on a boat, motherfucker, take a look at me Straight floating on a boat on the deep blue sea Busting five knots, wind whipping out my coat You can't stop me, motherfucker, cause I'm on a boat