Motherlover

Andy Samberg: Oh dang Justin Timberlake: What is it, dawg? AS: I forgot it’s Mother’s Day JT: Didn't get a gift for her AS: Other plans got in the way She’ll be so disappointed JT: Damn I forgot it, too AS: This could have been avoided Both: What the hell are we gonna do? JT: My mom’s been so alone Ever since my daddy left AS: COLD JT: No one to hold her tight Life has put her to the test AS: I know just what you mean My mom’s been so sad and gray JT: Word AS: My dad can’t satisfy her in the bedroom ever since he passed away Both: Hold up AS: You thinkin’ what I’m thinkin’? JT: I’m thinkin’ I’m thinkin’ too Both: Slow up AS: What time is it, dawg? JT: It’s time for a switcharoo Both: We both love our moms, women with grown women needs I say we break ‘em off Show ‘em how much they really mean [Hook] ‘Cause I’m a Motherlover You’re a Motherlover We should fuck each others mothers JT: Fuck each others moms I’m pushing that way where you came out as a baby Ain’t no doubt that shit is crazy Fucking each others moms Both: ‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover AS: I’m layin’ in the cut waitin’ for your mom Clutchin’ on this lube and roses JT: I got my digital camera, I'mma make your momma do a million poses AS: They will be so surprised JT: We are so cool and thoughtful AS: Can’t wait to pork your mom JT: I'mma be the syrup, she can be my waffle Both: Sho' Nuff JT: My momma loves bubble bath with Chamomile Both: Straight up AS: Give it to my mom d-d-d-d-d-d-doggy style, yeahh Both: This the perfect plan For a perfect Mother’s Day They'll have to rename this one All up under the covers day [Hook] AS: Break it down It would be my honor to be your new step-father JT: It would be my honor to be your new step-father AS: And while you’re in my mother Make me another brother JT: Damn And while I’m in your mother I’ll never use a rubber JT: OH ‘Cause every Mother’s Day needs a Mother’s Night If doing it is wrong, I don’t wanna be right I’m callin’ on you ’cause I can’t do it myself To me you’re like a brother, so be my mother lover They blessed us both with the gift of life She brought you in this world so I'mma sex her right This is the second best idea that we’ve ever had The choice can be no other Be my mother lover Happy Mother’s Day!!!