David Watts

Fa, fa, fa Fa, fa, fa I am a dull and simple lad Cannot tell water from champagne And I have never met the Queen And I wish I could have all that he has got And I wish I could be like David Watts Fa, fa, fa Fa, fa, fa And when I lie on my pillow at night I dream I could fight like David Watts I'd lead the school team to victory And take my exams and pass the lot (Wish I could be) Wish I could be like David Watts (Wish I could be) Wish I could be like David Watts (Wish I could be) Conduct my life like David Watts (Wish I could be) I wish I could be like David Watts Fa, fa, fa Fa, fa, fa He is the head boy at the school He is the captain of the team He is so gay and fancy free And I wish all his money belonged to me And I wish I could be like David Watts Fa, fa, fa Fa, fa, fa And all the girls in the neighbourhood Try to go out with David Watts They try their best but can't succeed For he is of pure and noble breed Wish I could be like Wish I could be like Wish I could be like (Fa, fa, fa) Wish I could be like (Fa, fa, fa) Fa, fa, fa (Wish I, wish I, wish I) Fa, fa, fa (Wish I, wish I, wish I) Fa, fa, fa (Wish I, wish I, wish I) Fa, fa, fa (Wish I, wish I, wish I) Fa, fa, fa (Wish I could be like) Fa, fa, fa (Wish I could be like)