BATHROOM (skit)

[Interlude: Caller & Voicemail] You have one new voice message First voice message Are you fucking serious? You had Alyssa over there? I saw her picture in your fucking bathroom You can't say that's not your fucking bathroom I see the gray towels and I see the cologne in your background You're a fucking piece of shit, Charlton That's been my friend since the sixth fucking grade, I hate you I hope you die