Here I Am

[Verse 1] I’m with it, bringing you more knowledge per minute Than every Encyclopedia Britannica ever printed I’m sicker than spinach and harder than minorities in Alabama Tryin’ to get elected to sit in the senate You can’t see me, don’t bother adjusting your focus You clustered locust are nothing, hopeless, I’ll crush you like roaches Cause when I start steppin’, I leave humongous impressions Deep enough to bury bitches I battle up to their throats in Now I’m a force with which to be reckoned, lyrically and otherwise A prime product of pop culture’s repugnant lies Their volunteered arrogance got ‘em thinking they something fly (well go ahead and put them in their places Joke) Homie I’m much obliged I’ll hang around and clown give em a little pound But I see right thought them like school busses with their windows down Walk up with a smile and leave with a vengeful frown The Jokerr’s back, bangin! It’s plain and simple now… [Chorus] Here I am Back in the dungeon runnin' up in and I’m wondering every bit of… Here I am Time that I’ve been rhyming again I would have been fine with a bit of… Here I am All would have been calm but they all mobbed and wanted me gone… It’s the same as the way it will stay till the day I die die die… Here I am Back from the dungeon I was once in and I’m wondering every bit of… Here I am Time, itty bitty mind trick of any kind, put 'em into 9, tell a nigga… Here I am Deep down, you can’t forget me now And that’s the same as its gonna stay till the day I die die die die… hey! [Verse 2] They call me “the first meal” cause soon as they see Joe dudes break fast I’ll knock a fake ass up through a whole new weight class The hood gets covered with booby traps that they can’t escape past Their nice whips get spike-stripped, they roll through they crash! Flows bruise and bash, whole crews get smashed Kick some garbage in my booth and get thrown through the glass I’ll treat ‘em worse than non-believers at the end times Dip their bodies in molten steel and hang ‘em up as wind chimes I’m barbaric like hateful tyrants and staging giant displays of violence Sending skulls flying like ancient Mayans African Animal Planet cameramen wait in silence tryin’ to film me Breaking across the Savannah chasing lions I took my place in science as the maniacal, undeniable Unclassifiable, evasive primate I was spawned when they tested the hydrogen bomb on my vacant island When the smoke cleared, I was there waiving “hi” like… [Chorus] Here I am Back in the dungeon runnin' up in and I’m wondering every bit of… Here I am Time that I’ve been rhyming again I would have been fine with a bit of… Here I am All would have been calm but they all mobbed and wanted me gone… It’s the same as the way it will stay till the day I die die die… Here I am Back from the dungeon I was once in and I’m wondering every bit of… Here I am Time, itty bitty mind trick of any kind, put 'em into 9, tell a nigga… Here I am Deep down, you can’t forget me now And that’s the same as its gonna stay till the day I die die die die… [Verse 3] Hahaha So, you heard I was rippin'? Allow me to confirm your suspicions As you observe every vile verb and verminous sentence Make sure you check your britches cause my words are vicious They cause sporadic involuntary bowel movements and nervous twitches If you listen too long, when I’m rippin' you gone I’ll slide across the board and snatch you up like bishops do pawns I’m Mr. Oxymoronic cutting greens with meat cleavers I sting bees and breed trees that eat beavers But I’m just a jester with a verbal lustre I’ve so displayed It’d take an oil tanker anchor just to control my rage Rush in your whole brigade, I’m crushin’ your motorcade Skatin’ across the valley using busses for roller blades You couldn’t hang with me in a picture with framing You couldn’t hang with me if we were two witches in Salem You couldn’t hang with me if I was Ace Ventura and You were a raccoon on my back on a rope in the Himalayas homie HERE I AM! [Chorus x2] Here I am! Back in the dungeon runnin' up in and I’m wondering every bit of… Here I am Time that I’ve been rhyming again I would have been fine with a bit of… Here I am All would have been calm but they all mobbed and wanted me gone… It’s the same as the way it will stay till the day I die die die… Here I am Back from the dungeon I was once in and I’m wondering every bit of… Here I am Time, itty bitty mind trick of any kind, put 'em into 9, tell a nigga… Here I am Deep down, you can’t forget me now And that’s the same as its gonna stay till the day I die die die die… [Outro] Hahahahahahahaha