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Halloween Night

The Jokerr

31.10.2015

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Tekst piosenki
(Laughing) [Hook] It’s Halloween night and no one’s gonna find you Halloween night, we’re creeping right behind you You can try to run, you can try to hide But Halloween night, it’s pointless cause we’re everywhere We’re everywhere, we’re everywhere [Verse 1] Yo, look look look Its Halloween night, and I’m looking like a zombie Arms out, mummy wrap-stretch dragging behind me Some little kid stepped on it, it clothed-lined me Spun me around, I fell down on my hiney Boom! Pelvic bones shattered into pieces Back to my feet, skin cracking in the [?] Stinking like a non-refrigerated meat locker when the heat hits Mixed with nursing home sheet shits Feet just crackling, shin bones fragmented Eye balls hanging out, optic nerves dragging them All I wanna do is find some little punk bastard and Grab him by his rib cage and squeeze it ‘til I crack it in My curse happened when I got a little naughty Hit the ancient Egyptian wizard’s mistress and he caught me Now I’m trying to rest in peace and he just won’t let me Instead I’m roaming the streets harvesting souls every Halloween [Hook] It’s Halloween night and no one’s gonna find you Halloween night, we’re creeping right behind you You can try to run, you can try to hide But Halloween night, it’s pointless cause we’re everywhere We’re everywhere, we’re everywhere [Verse 2] Look, look look Now every single Halloween I know what the task at hand is But every year it’s getting harder and harder to manage See back in the day I could just run up and be like aaahh! They’d shit their pants and run screaming and then I’d grab ‘em But now those old tactics don’t seem to be as functional And I’m on a schedule, be damned if I ain’t punctual I gotta try something new, here this skunk should do I spray ‘em and track ‘em down with the scent of its funky spew Get over here (hiss, screams) ah, it bit me Ass blasted my face and ran into a bush quickly Wait, that wasn’t a skunk (shit!) It was a damn raccoon dressed like a skunk for a Halloween function Now I’m getting flustered, time to make a plan B I got it! I’ll hang myself up from a damn tree They’ll think I’m a decoration and when they come exam me I’ll cut myself down and spring it on ‘em like Bambi [Hook] It’s Halloween night and no one’s gonna find you… [Interlude: The Jokerr & (Lower-left Auxiliary Jokerr)] Wait, hold up, hold up. Did you just say, “spring it on ‘em like Bambi?” (Yeah yeah, I...because like remember in Bambi…) Bro? (Not the verb to spring, but like the actual season?) No I get it, I get it (I kind of did like a double entendre there) Do you realize how elaborate of an inference that is, to process? (No, remember when all the animals were twitterpated, it was spring, get it?) Oh my god. Dude, why you making a Bambi reference in a Halloween track anyway? (I don’t know man, I personally thought it went kinda hard) No situation exists in which that line can be considered hard (Ah, I thought it was dope) I hate you [Hook] It’s Halloween night and no one’s gonna find you Halloween night, we’re creeping right behind you You can try to run, you can try to hide But Halloween night, it’s pointless cause we’re everywhere We’re everywhere, we’re everywhere [Verse 3] Look, look Its Halloween night, and I’m chasing after children Ran up on a sixth grader dressed up like a Pilgrim Jumped out like (Gggrrr) he grabbed his brass hot bill clip And punched me in the teeth while his homies sat there and filmed it, like (WorldStar…) He uppercut me with his bag of candy My head went flying through the air like a banshee I’m watching my body trip over shit like a panzy My head’s rolling down the street cussing like Chef Ramsey I finally got my head on straight, I’m on the hunt again Here come a Girl Scout troop, I jumped out in front of ‘em One of ‘em ducked and stuck out a leg when I went to lunge at ‘em I tripped, looked up they all were holding clubs and started pummeling Finally got up and then some other little cocky kid Kicked my crotch and squished my balls like a couple rotten figs I [?] in pain, he double front-kicked my esophagus Onto a car, and Randy Orton RKO’d me off of it When I regained consciousness, all I saw was a wall of ‘em Some girl dressed up like a witch, hit me with a cauldron I went flying backwards like fifty feet to my astonishment That shit was real [?], how’d she have the strength toss the shit I turned around and saw all of their eyes glowing Heard a wolf howl and felt a sudden gust of wind blowing Now I’m surrounded by ‘em, they’re closing in, I’m already scared They’re coming out the trees and the bushes, oh god, they’re everywhere! [Hook] It’s Halloween night and no one’s gonna find you Halloween night, we’re creeping right behind you You can try to run, you can try to hide But Halloween night, it’s pointless cause we’re everywhere We’re everywhere, we’re everywhere [Outro: The Jokerr & (Lower-left Auxiliary Jokerr)] Aight dude, hold up, hold up (What?) Can we talk about this…Randy Orton, really? (What it’s funny, I said Randy Orton) You, you don’t even like wrestling (Well it was a hilarious illustration) Yea yea, but again, Halloween track (Come on) Horror stuff, scary things (Come on) First you’re talking about Bambi (So?) And now you’re talking about professional wrestling (It was funny) Which you don’t even care about (Hey that…that’s not true, I like professional wrestling I mean when I was a little kid I used to really be into N.W.A.) Oh my god (And, the, uh, the massive man, uh, uh, Randy Sausage or whatever) Bro, this is how much you know about wrestling, that kid wasn’t even dressed up like Randy Orton (Really?) No he wasn’t. And that’s another reason why you’re stupid for using that line (Well who was he dressed up like then?) You know… (No I don’t know) Dude, just think about it (Well Randy Orton was who I thought it was so if you’re telling me it’s not him then I don’t know) Bro, you really don’t know? (No, I don’t, stop playing this game just tell me who it was) Dude, you’re unbelievable, alright, I’ll tell you who it was (Thank you) The wrestler from earlier in the song wasn’t actually Randy Orton It was…JOHN CENA!!!!
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