TMNT vs Teen Titans [The Rap Battle]

[Announcer] It's time for a Source Rap Battle Today, we've got two teams ready to throw down It's the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Versus the Teen Titans Huh, let's go [Turtles] Four versus five, not a fair fight Cuz one of us could take all your lives Turtle Power is not just a saying Leave every last one of you paralyzed Called the Titans--Don't see one Get a taste of Ninjutsu Striking hard from the shadows Knocked out before you know what hit you Reppin' hard for our sensei Taught us all of our swift ways And you Jump City Team rejects aren't news You belong on the fifth page Let's take the fight to the underground You pampered brats wouldn't last long Throw you back up in body bags Now you're up--let's hear your sad song [Starfire] You are not funny. You are a clorbag varblernelk [Titans] Titans Go! Time to throw down The best out and they know this Turtle Power's just a memory Your new stuffs recycled--we noticed Better and fresher in every way Not just because we're the newer one DC stars of the new age And we're going up against sewer scum [Robin] Robin's up--I'll show the way Leo failed in his mission How does this chump really lead a team When your bro Raph won't even listen? [Cyborg] Yo Cyborg--I'm charged up I know how to explain that These "ninjas" came from a tube of ooze And they got their moves from a lame rat [Turtles] Leo, Raph, Mikey and Don We are the new Renaissance Painting pictures with cold flows Your little titan egos got stepped on Twenty years plus and we kept on Your fairy costumes getting wept on You'll never reach the heights that we leapt on That means that we're not to be slept on Oroku Saki tried us We're still here--unbreakable But he'd shred your asses like cold cuts Cuz your weak shit's unmistakable Recycled shit? We're adaptable Throwing high kicks when your time's passed Nunchuck to the face and a sai to the throat DON FINISH THESE BITCHES OFF WITH THE BO-STAFF! [Titans] A lot of words, you talk big But the Annie Awards we stacked up Full of substance and we pack a punch While your half-shells just got packed up Trade ya Shredder, you take Slade We'll beat Oroku on a half day You think that you're tough But you're halfway To the grave--never get on our page Got a shape-shifter and a princess Brains and brawn in a cyborg Raven's got the dark energy And you're turtles with sticks, and long swords Speaking of that turtle speed We really don't mean to be haters But we know why you've got those dim wit lines YOU'RE ALL SLOW BY NATURE! [Announcer] Oh, man! That was cold! Which team took the title? Who the hell is next? It's a Source Rap Battle!