The Joker vs Green Goblin [The Rap Battle]

[Announcer] It's time for a Source rap battle Let's let the villains go head to head We've got the Green Goblin Versus The Joker Huh, let's go! [Green Goblin] Super villain with a few loose screws And if ya battle the Goblin, then trust you lose Look, Lee knew what was up, so I suggest you take a lesson From the man behind the myth, get a grip- YOU DEPRESSION ERA CLOWN I'm laughing because the joke's on you Send a psychopath out to pasture before we're through You're throwing playing cards at me because you're a child Betting cash on your corpse CUZ DEAD JOKERS ARE WILD [Joker] I'm the number one nemesis, the quintessential villainous chemist And never stopping until my enemy is finished, Or until your hopes are diminished But you intrigue me, I'll end you Or put you up in strings. Yes, I'll vertically suspend you Huh, puppet master--you're the marionette Grind and gut a Goblin without even breaking a sweat But look, I'd be mad too, if that twit Harry were my son Tell ya what--I'LL KILL YOU BOTH IN COLD BLOOD, JUST FOR FUN [Green Goblin] You'll never touch an Osborn, Oscorp is legendary Ground this clown-hog like it's the second day of February Devastated Spiderman--almost drove him crazy You'll get the same fate that I gave Gwen Stacy I want a sidekick, Harley Quinn begged me to try her She also said she laughs, cuz you can't satisfy her Pumpkin bomb to the face, I won't even take a swing What's a punk court jester TO THE GOBLIN KING?! [Harley Quinn] Let's get crazy! [Joker] A high powered business man who dresses up and takes flight? You're an insane, less successful, green Dark Knight If I can take The Batman, your chances aren't good You'd have a better shot versus the more tame Red Hood You're the rookie, I'm the vet; mastermind vs a crazy (Spray) Things for The Goblin are getting hazy You got your ass kicked, but at least you tried I'll leave you more bitter THAN WHEN YOUR WIFE EMILY DIED [Announcer] Oh, man! That was crazy! Who won? Who the hell is next? It's a Source Rap Battle!