The Last Hit

[Intro: scratches by DJ Mighty Mi] "Shady! That's me!" -> Slim Shady "High and Mighty Trilogy" -> Mr. Eon "Back with the flyest material" -> Erick Sermon "Shady... Sh... Shady!" -> Slim Shady "That that... that's me!" -> Slim Shady "High.. High and.. Mighty Trilogy" -> Mr. Eon "Back with the..." "Funky... beats" -> Erick Sermon [Mr. Eon] Packing this third eye, pursue a Cyclops They trade in they high tops for nice sized white rocks (Excuse me) Words in my right, that pass my left ear Your style is ass-out like the Bulls are next year (you're GONE) Fear this veneer, you get stung like virgins Who that cat splurging instead of rehearsing? Tough guys, degentrify your high rise Looking more like Ronald than them fucking Fry Guys Go on uptown fucking senoritas In Taco Bell screaming, "Viva gorditas!" Bring all your dogs - I give em rabies They never had a chance like my two aborted babies (WAAAH!) Got Pope John Paul the 2nd, praying to Satan Have your vegan girlfriend cooking up bacon On barbituates with that shit that you hit Smoke my spliffs withcha, cause spinal bifida [Slim Shady] My nine is lifting ya, six feet when I spray rounds Hit you with 12 shots in mid-air and four more on the way down As eight strays graze through a kid's hair on the playground You lay down on a stretcher (Don't get carried away now!) No pun intended, just hop out of your whip And leave it unattended before I whip out this gun and end it Unless you want it dented with bullet holes any minute Cause I can leave your Infinite full of those even if someone's in it Snatch the airbag, hit the corner and park it Corner the market, I got her tied up in a chair and gagged Bitches get smacked and grabbed by the hair and dragged Like cavewomen, while I'm gravedigging with Marilyn Mans' [Hook: Mr. Eon & Slim Shady] [Mr. Eon] If you got a bowl of hash better cash it You got a satchel, flash it, I'mma take your last hit [Slim Shady] And if you spittin wack shit on the microphone I'mma snatch it outta your hand so fast I'mma detach it [Mr. Eon] So if you got a bowl of hash, you better cash it You got a satchel, flash it, I'mma take your last hit [Slim Shady] I'm flabbergasted off two tabs of acid Threw my baby's mother in the hatchback and latched it [Mr. Eon] Yo yo, "Eon's wack now," how you think that? Couldn't get on my record if you were shrink rap (can I get a rhyme?) Desecrate a crate with these rhymes I be toting Let's go back online and jerk off on your modem I got stupid mucus from these loose lips My loose leaf leave your whole persona weak To the point that you stand up on your feet, best retreat Let's go back in time and steal my whole steez The Quickening, did a bris at the christening I'm exercising, doing liftings and twistings Instinct's the nicest, I keep telling you What the fuck this guy on the corner been selling you? [Slim Shady] (Here - buy this) I'm e-mailing you, at the wrong website And misspelling you, prank you and put the fear of hell in you Escaped Bellevue, stuffed the nurse in a purse Disperse like I added too many words in a verse Slim Shady, a perverted version of birth Driving off, leaving a murdered virgin at church The first person who searching the earth for the motherfucker That pulled the plug when they should have alerted the surgeon first (Kill his ass) Get thrown curves, and hit with your own words Leave me alone bitch! I get on my own nerves! And if I don't got two balls and a middle finger to throw up I'm taking off both shoes and sticking each middle toe up (Fuck y'all!!!!) [Hook] [Slim Shady] Any disease out there I'm willing to catch it Slim Shady All praises to The High & Mighty Outro: scratches by DJ Mighty Mi "Slim Shady", "naughty rotten rhymer" "Mr. Eon", "illest rhyme dropper" "Slim Shady", "naughty rotten rhymer" "Mr. Eon", "illest rhyme dropper" "Slim Shady" "N....nau..naughty...ro..ro..rotten rhyme....rhyme..rhy..rhymer" "Mr. Eon" "Illest rhyme drop...drop..drop..dro..dro..rhyme dropper"