Funny You Should Ask

[Verse 1] The good thing about this cast is I can still hold a knife So if you ever twist my arm again I'll be sure to put up a fight You see I just don't wanna do the things that you want me to do But I'm a sucker, so I do them cause I am still in love with you [Pre-Chorus 1] She said "Honey, y'gotta learn that love is simple just like mud If you play the dirt, then I'll play the water. All we gotta do is touch" [Chorus 1] Cause I was young, I thought I didn't have to care about anything But I'm older now and know that I should Cause I was young, I thought I didn't have to care about anything But I'm older now and know that I should [Verse 2] And it's freezing And I am watching you shovel snow off a driveway across from my parent's home Now it's summer (now it's summer) And you are laying out on your lawn You look so sexy, Chelsea, with your polka dot bikini on [Pre-Chorus 2] Come on, Chelsea, speak a little French to me Heard you spent two whole semesters drinking wine While I was stuck in Jersey trying to save some money I guess I'm just another thing you left behind [Chorus 2] But you were young, you thought you didn't have to care about anyone But you're older now and wish that you could Cause you were young, you thought you didn't have to care about anyone But you're older now and know that you should [Bridge] It's funny you should ask Cause I don't remember It's funny you should ask I coulda been a contender 1,2,3! Everyone say cheese! Thought you got the best of me Turns out it was a video Me and my best friend, me and my cousins Sitting there smiling Turns out it was a video [Chorus 1] [Outro] It's funny you should ask Cause I don't remember It's funny you should ask I coulda been a contender It's funny you should ask No I will not surrender It's funny you should ask Cause I don't remember