Father

[Verse 1] I have this dream that I am hitting my dad with a baseball bat And he is screaming and crying for help And maybe halfway through it has more to do with me killing him Then it ever did protecting myself And I believe that yeah, dad, maybe no one is perfect But I believe that you are pushing your luck It just sucks it played out like this A terrible movie, you can tell none of the actors even give a fuck [Pre-Chorus] But you look good tonight girlfriend Can I sleep in your bed? And when I crawl out in the morning Can I stay inside your head? [Chorus] Cause you were high school And I was just more like real life And you were okay, okay as a girlfriend But I was just more like his wife I'll do the push-ups I'll wear the makeup I'll do whatever he wants all night Cause you were okay, okay as a girlfriend But I was just more like real life [Verse 2] A long, long time ago my great, great, great, great grandfather Took something that did not belong to him And that is why today I have an eagle in my veins I am part Native American And I am leaving as soon as I come As soon as I come you will probably forget my name I hope I fall asleep at the wheel and crash my car (on the way home) Or I could just stay here, because [Pre-Chorus] [Chorus] More like real life x4 [Outro] But you were high school And I was just more like real life And you were okay, okay as a girlfriend, girlfriend And I was just more like his wife And it is okay I'll wear the makeup I'll do whatever you want all night Cause you were okay, okay as a girlfriend, girlfriend But I was just more like real life More like real life