Natalie Portman

[Intro: Sample] Alright, cock meat sandwich time [Viva] Feminists Shout out to Zoe [?] [Verse 1: Viva] Let's get it straight Me? I'm the cure for cancer My professors want to suck my dick Because I'm so handsome I'm the answer Independent flow When I roll so tandem With Alec on the [?] Starting pandemonium Rich girls are like "I can't stand them" Still we're boning them Dick size you can't fathom Imagine: (What?) thirty pound cock First date, moist pubs Yeah bitches be throwing tantrums Creeping in your house While you're sleeping like Santa Drunk off the vodka Jim Bean, and Fanta Walking around campus Skull candy to the Hipster hypocritical Bullshit that is Hampshire With Carl M, Carl, Cole, [?] Pass the bud smoking trees like it's Jan term Raps backfire Faster than my satire Eat your baby's face On a plate: I'm a vampire I get a fucking blumpkin In a quagmire Then woo her in With a flat tire Take her back behind the car And express interest in meeting her family Then c****le that bitch from Amelie Yeah, it's the following I don't give a fuck, I snort Dramamine French kiss while I'm fucking vomiting Anal sex with all the Oscar nominees My life's awesome, all I eat is pussy and collard greens, and All I do is rap and read about astronomy My dick's not big Actually I need smaller jeans I wish I was taller but fuck it Your girl's calling me Dead a hipster every day Yeah, what the problem is [Bridge: Sample] I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti [Verse: Alec] Hit the 40oz hard Then I hit the floor hard Passed out and fucked hard Like I just got my report card Woke up drunk, wet Blunt to the face Laced with ket Now I'm catching hep-c From the butt sex Great, all my rubbers out of date Fuck, what's next Everybody at Hampshire is going to hate me (Uhhh) Fuck yes Hip-hop is dead on this campus And I'm the suspect 101 on how to be a douche-bag: dubstep Only time I hear the womp-womp is on my nutsack What's that? Satirical rap? I fucking love that! Filling up your can of pissed off We've got it on tap [gunshot] Ok, bong rip Long nap Come back Hit the notepad Misogynist rap Ya, been there and wrote that Now I'm broke 50k in loans cause I'm middle class And Hampshire's so fucking endowed Where the alums at? Want to know a fun fact? I might transfer to UMass tomorrow Bags only half unpacked Aw, it's sad... Bitch it isn't, don't lie to me I'm so hated it might be hipster Just to say goodbye to me Hit them with the lobotomy There's got to be a way To get them to look more [bleep] Than our boyfriends try to be Hit them with the honesty I'm sick of cigarette Smoking hipsters Supporting the big business economy Shh...you hear that, I think they're on to me...(Who?) Feminists, hipsters Republicans, zombies Barricade the doors Start the fire off the pot leaf Turn the Tyler on There ain't a fucking thing stopping me I'm an asshole here because at home I wasn't allowed to be I was raised well By Mormons They're fucking proud of me Until they found out That I'm into rock 'n roll And probably Have dreams about Turning the pope into clam chowder Chop chop, cut him up fine like it's powder And then I hide like Dave Chappelle Yelling white power I'm bare chested With a belt of ammunition neck Cause on my red hair There is a fucking pink flower All the buzz made the girls Want me even harder Stepping back, tell them bitches "I am your father" I've got it locked Keys up in my ass, don't bother But please look after your teenage daughter. (Why's that?) Because she either wants to kill me or molest me And either way I kiss her on the cheek and tell her she's the best [Outro: Sample] You boys ready for your cock meat sandwich?