Gravity

Gravity plays favorites I know it cause I saw Honest to god officer it's awful Down at work I'm getting too familiar with the floor Showing off my talents by the mouthful Hate to break it to you but it's out of my control Forces go to work while we are sleeping If I could attack with a more sensible approach Obviously thats what I'd be doing Now Necks are cracking sideways Hit me from the back side I am on the white side You are on the black side Cut a piece that's bite size Shoot me from my good side If you got a straight line This would be a good time Gravity works slowly if you notice it at all Some of us are getting mighty lucky If you had to live with this you'd rather lie than fall You thnk I can't fly well you just watch me Now Necks are cracking sideways Hit me from the back side I am on the thin side You are on the fat side Cut a piece that's bite size Shoot me from my bad side If you got a straight line This would be a good time The sky is always falling down on me So officer forgive me please!