Better Not Wake The Baby

[Verse 1] Kick a hole in the hallway While singing like a painted lady Use your skull like a cannonball But it better not wake the baby [Chorus] How long will this go on? How long, indeed? Bang a drum 'till the money's all gone But it better not wake the baby [Verse 2] Make your moan of your lot in life Split your mind half crazy Gouge your eyes with a butter knife But it better not wake the baby [Chorus] [Verse 3] Drown yourself in crocodile tears Curse the gods what made 'ye Pine away for your better years But it better not wake the baby [Chorus x2]